A man robs a bank and takes hostages, he asks the first hostage “did you see me rob the bank” the hostage says “yes”, all of a sudden the robber shoots the first hostage in the head and kills him.
The robber then asks the second hostage the same question; the hostage says “No way but my wife did”.
Moral of the story is – If you want your wife shot take her to a bank where robbers are most likely to go.
